Dear reader,
Welcome to this guide-to-bad-decisions.
In the Following few minutes we'll show, explain and illustrate the simplicity of doing the wrong thing instantaneously.
Congratulations! You are herewith a diplomized idiot, ready to wander the world of disaster!
But no more of such, for the duty of being responsible and grown-up calls upon me. Yes. I've made a very thought through, important decision that will change the course of my life inevitably.
I have undergone an adoption, and am now a proud mother to my very own, fruitful and young..
Citron Plant.
From where I sit I can see his fresh, green leaves wave at me cheerfully. Never I believed how becoming a mother would have such an impact on the person I am.
An yet, even I, who is ever so serious, planned and thought through, became a wibbly wobbly waterjet.
(Confession: I actually googled words starting with a 'W' that were pudding-like. The words that spoke to me were wahconda and wamuses. Unfortunately I could not find their definitions or translations. But now, who bothers anyway? I was sold at waterjet.)
Not once will I forsake my task to water him every two days. Tenderly I shall watch him grow and...
Oh my, he doesn't have a name yet! First thing that comes to mind: Jerry.
It is done, I herewith call thy Jerry Reynard Citron Plant.
Oh! Note to guide-to-bad-decisions:
Alright,
this was Roux, signing in for the daily report!
Over and out.
Welcome to this guide-to-bad-decisions.
In the Following few minutes we'll show, explain and illustrate the simplicity of doing the wrong thing instantaneously.
- Step One
Set a dentist appointment at 07:30 am - Two
In your vacation - Three
Congratulations! You are herewith a diplomized idiot, ready to wander the world of disaster!
But no more of such, for the duty of being responsible and grown-up calls upon me. Yes. I've made a very thought through, important decision that will change the course of my life inevitably.
I have undergone an adoption, and am now a proud mother to my very own, fruitful and young..
Citron Plant.
From where I sit I can see his fresh, green leaves wave at me cheerfully. Never I believed how becoming a mother would have such an impact on the person I am.
An yet, even I, who is ever so serious, planned and thought through, became a wibbly wobbly waterjet.
(Confession: I actually googled words starting with a 'W' that were pudding-like. The words that spoke to me were wahconda and wamuses. Unfortunately I could not find their definitions or translations. But now, who bothers anyway? I was sold at waterjet.)
Not once will I forsake my task to water him every two days. Tenderly I shall watch him grow and...
Oh my, he doesn't have a name yet! First thing that comes to mind: Jerry.
It is done, I herewith call thy Jerry Reynard Citron Plant.
Oh! Note to guide-to-bad-decisions:
- Four
Alright,
this was Roux, signing in for the daily report!
Over and out.